Alien invasion

For the past few weeks, J's life has been plagued by the existence of a major pest.

His flatmate's sister.

The girl has basically taken over their house. She bugs him constantly, asks stupid questions and has made a nuisance of herself.

The girl gets J so annoyed that he often chooses to just leave the house to avoid being rude or nasty.

Just a couple of hours ago, she decided to take over his computer as well. J, seething, fled and found refuge in a nearby fast food resto.

But that was just the start of the invasion.

Because when J came home, he sent me this message:

"....I come back, open the door, and there's the bitch, doing number 17.... the DVD!"

Lol.

I don't know how long the invasion will last, but J, feel free to pack up your things and evacuate to my camp anytime.