October 6, 2005 again

I guess he wanted a Gator-ade

Yeah yeah yeah Katie's pregnant.

Yeah yeah Jessica and Nick have split up.

But the most interesting news I received all day was the one about the stupid python that swallowed an alligator and burst open.

I mean, how stupid can you get?

Naturally, reporters from all over had a field day, trying to come up with the most original headlines.

Python bites off too much gator in the Everglades

Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator

Gator-guzzling python comes to messy end

Gator vs. python ends in gory draw

Python bites off a little too much of this Everglades gator... explodes

The strange case of the exploding python

Greedy python explodes, trying to gulp gator

Battle of the giants: python bursts eating gator

And my favorite, So full it could burst, no kidding

Hahaha.


***

I have a new favorite writer

Josh Wolk.

I loved his articles on The Amazing Race Family Edition's first two episodes.

But I loved the article on the second episode more.

He's so funny.

It's hilarious how die-hard fans of the show are trying to predict where they'll go next based on sightings from different people.

But please please please tell me The Amazing Race Family Edition wouldn't just take place in the United States. Please.

Because yesterday's episode was a snoozefest.

Borrring.

I still love the Gaghan family although they made me nervous for a while.

Here's a link to Josh Wolk's other articles. I'm going to read all of them.

***

Dear Book Gods,

We've had a good relationship haven't we?

I've been passionate about you from the time my chubby little fingers can touch your many offerings.

You know I can't get enough of you but today I ask you for three things.

Stewie's Guide to World Domination, Everyone Worth Knowing by Lauren Weisberger and Sophie Kinsella's The Undomestic Goddess.

Oh, make it four. I also want Lisa Jewell's Vince and Joy.

Thank you. I promise to stay loyal to you forever, Internet, television and DVDs notwithstanding.

Love,

Pammy